I’m sure you know all the things I would say about banning trans people from the military… Heaven forbid a willing, able bodied individual have the willingness to write a blank check on behalf of all the idiots in this country should you not like something about their genitals. Why the fuck is this even in question? You don’t want to pay for gender reassignment surgery? No problem… don’t pay for it. You also don’t want to pay for birth control, or anything you deem unsavory. Nobody ever bitches about flipping for Viagara, though, do they? A large portion of the crazy drama insanity in this country would disappear if people would mind their own damned business.
I have a difficult to hear thing to say to our pals way to the right…. Your religion teaches tolerance. That word means acceptance. I’m trying hard to break it down so the words are small enough to understand. Jesus said, “Let he who is without sin throw the first stone.” What he was going for there was that humans aren’t qualified to judge each other. Original sin and all that. I don’t care how many times a week you pray, you are still a fallible human being riddled with imperfection, just like the rest of us. Biblical scholars are with me on this. At the end of the day, there are so many common activities that are not necessarily Bible approved…. Premarital sex, eating pork, divorce, cheating on your taxes… all of these activities are considered a sin. Who died and put you in charge of which sin is more or less sinful? I would hope that God has bigger fish to fry than where Adam and Steve are storing their combat boots. Maybe He does, maybe He prefers a good steak, maybe He’s kicking it on a porch swing because the throne isn’t comfy. Maybe this isn’t a hill to die on. I can’t answer with any authority because Heaven isn’t taking my calls… My copy of the bible suggests that you are responsible for yourself rather than policing other people’s spiritual wellbeing by forming a lynch mob to chase down everyone who uses their genitals in a way you do not like.
Curtesy of the right, the angry and the democratic party’s foolishness, we now have a fellow running our country who thinks it’s ok to tweet whatever the heck floats through his mind at any given time. Bless his heart, this is likely the very best he’s got to give. Some guys are suave and debonair, some are swavee and deboner. All of this is like the potty issues of the last couple of years… It deeply saddens me to watch the sheeple stampede in whatever phobic direction some guy in a suit points them at. LGBTQ people are just like straight people… (forgive me, friends, I’m trying to teach) think of it like a kink. You are getting your panties in a bunch over how others achieve sexual gratification. Are you this angry about a foot fetish or an interest in hot wax? Believe it or not, regardless of what anyone is doing with their genitals, it is not your business unless they’re doing it with a child, in which case a lynch mob is fine by me.
Let’s solve many world problems right here and now: Mind your own business. Be kind to others. It’s that easy, friends. Also, Twitter is not a good platform for the President to make pronouncements. Dear lord, man, for the love of all that is good in this world…. Please stop tweeting. Let’s pretend you’re the leader of the free world and you hold yourself to a higher standard than my teenage kids.