Ok, ladies and fellows, my writer’s block is feeling a wee bit better. I have moral outrage… WOOOHOOO!!! It’s name is “EDUCATION IS A GOOD THING, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!” I try to gently, kindly share knowledge and understanding whenever possible. College is a privilege that not everyone is able to access for many, many reasons. It is better to be a waitress with a college degree than to be a waitress without one. Thank you, Mr. Rinaldi, that I have that information. Thank you, Anne Conway, (Who should go down in history as the single greatest Global Studies teacher to ever live) for telling me I could go to college. Thank you, Mr. Jacobson for concurring with Ms. Conway. Thank you for working a shitty job as an educator, where you are not fairly compensated, have inadequate resources and need to worry about bombs in lockers. And that was a good school.
If I hear one more moron go on and on about the evils of a “liberal” education, my head is going to pop right off my neck like a fucking dandelion. Here’s my nice, rational voice. All education is the United States of America is considered “liberal” because it must span across a variety of subjects. It’s called well rounded and is the reason I needed my architect friend to help me calculate the amount of pressure per square inch on a gorilla’s feet. Why I would ever need that information, I have no clue. Kind of like parallelogram season. To even consider that obtaining higher education is a bad thing, that it somehow hurts you, is so freaking scary… and here we are. This rant is being brought to you by my beloved, angry Republican boyfriend, who is denigrating the entire field of psychology. Miss Shannon majored in psych. If her universe panned out in exactly the way she wanted, she would be specializing in Postpartum depression and helping other women find their way out of the rabbit hole. People can be helped, you just have to learn how to do it.
Want to understand someone on an almost cellular level??? Follow the fetish, follow the fucked up, weird little idiosyncrasies that make their world go ‘round. That’s psych. For the love of all that is good and holy in this world, please stop thinking that knowledge is anything other than positive. Please know, I truly believe that people often confuse education with intelligence… you can have either one without the other and only rarely both together. Please, please stop listening to your conservative overlords, who coincidentally all have advanced degrees, while they encourage the dumbing down of this great nation. Why in the sweet fuck do you think they are cutting resources for public education? It’s not because they want you to do well, my little sunshine.
The average American reads at a third grade level. Shame on us. The New York Times is the most difficult to read newspaper in our country, because it’s written at a fifth grade level. Shame on us. Side note, children learn best in an environment that includes physical activity, art and music, so we are removing and/or reducing those things from school with regularity. Shame on us. As human beings, to tell a kid not to bother being educated because it’s a worthless piece of paper… what in the hell is the matter with you? The small humans that you are actually encouraging to be uneducated are going to eventually run this country. Things like psychology matter because we are allowing folks like Monsanto to poison our food supply, causing mental health issues, cellular damage and an increase in learning disabilities. But, hey it makes money, who needs any regulatory agencies to maintain standards. At the end of the day, it is still better to be a waitress with a college degree than to be a waitress without one.